Welcome to Sunnydale, CA

This page wuz last updated March 17th, 1999.

   Welcome to Sunnydale...our favorite one Starbucks town.    It's lovely welcome sign has twice been smashed by Spike.   Makes you wonder...  This town has about ten, twenty deaths a week, and has a population of what, a few thousand, right?  So why does everyone hang around?   If there were that many homicides in Vancouver, I'd be outta here so fast!   Anyway...

    Lovely Sunnydale features a fantastic school swimming team of fish-boys, a boogy-boogy store, and is conveniently built right over a Hellmouth for all your demon needs!  

    Ah, school.  The school staff features: a psycho swim coach,  a giant bug biology teacher and a late gypsy computer teacher.  The following staff are dead: The nurse, the swim coach, the computer teacher, the former principal, the counselor & quite a few substitutes.  Their school mascot is a warthog, or razorback, or whatever.  The principal is an evil little rodent man, and we still don't know if he's a demon yet >:-(  

    Sunnydale has only one club- on the bad side of town (about a half block away from the good side of town).   That club is the Bronze, where the choice bands are Darling Violetta and Dingoes Ate My Baby.  That club has been the scene of many brutal assaults, murders, and has been a vampire's source of hostages and snacks lots of times.  And still the teens continue to flock to the Bronze.  Go figure.