How to Survive a Night in Sunnydale

   This page has no point at all- like the ways to tell if you are addicted to Buffy.  But it is entertaining, and isn't that the point of Buffy.  These are safety tips so that if you happen to end up in Buffy's world you won't be the first thing on the menu.

- Wear dark colors.  That way all the vampires won't see you unless you stole my sign saying "Helpless victom without ability to call for help" in which case they'll eat you anyway

- Carry packets of matches.  You can always burn them to death, and some of you people do this no matter where you are. 

- Wear a cross.  If your religion doesn't agree with this, disguise your cross with sparkly things- it's still a cross and it'll especially hurt them dang disco vamps.  Even better, get a cross tattoo

- Stakes.  You don't have to makle them or buy them at that homicidal corner store.  Break legs off chairs and such- they always end up pointy... or so my TV tells me. 

- Carry around red Koolade and pretend you're already a vampire.  Sure, it won't work, but it's still cran-tastic!

- Don't be friends with someone whose family and friends all mysteriously die like in those horror movies

-Use Buffy's catch phrases and try to scare the vamps with your mighty wit

- Get a gypsy curse to protect you.   Don't tell me there's no such thing :-(

- Don't invite mysterious leather-clad fanged people into your house

-Write me with more ideas cos I don't have very many..... it's still a new section!