Quotes
This is a collection of all my favorite quotes from BtVS. If you have a quote you really like that's not here, email it to me at email me and I will put it up as soon as possible! Thanx a billion million to Heatherbar43 for sending me a bunch of quotes!
BUFFY QUOTES:
If the epocolipse comes, beep me.
Well in that case, I won't wear my button saying, "I'm a Slayer, ask me how!"
There is one thing I really didn't factor into all of this. You're a thundering looney!!
Thanks, but I think I'm going to go home. And put a bag over my head!
Gosh, I'd love to sign up, but I recently developed carpal tunnel syndrome and can tragically no longer hold a flashlight.
I don't want any trouble. I just wanna be alone and quiet in a room with a chair, and a fireplace and a tea cosy. I don't even know what a tea cosy is, but I want one.
When Giles sends me on a mission, he says please. And after I get a cookie.
Bite me.
That's so sweet....though taked litrally, really gross.
Is he evil?
Wesley: I didn't get this job for my looks, you know. Buffy: I really really believe that!
Master: You're supposed to be dead! It was written! Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written
EVIL: You have no idea what you're dealing with little girl Buffy: Lemme guess...is it evil?
Buffy: You named your stake? Kendra: Yes Buffy: Remind me to get you a stuffed animal
I'm actually not seeing anyone...ever...again
I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here
Sorry Angel. Changed the locks.
XANDER QUOTES:
To read makes our speaking english good
The humor of Cordelia Chase, everyone *mock clapping*, who doesn't need to worry about college as she supports her own line of Hooker Wear
Oh, I won't waste the perfect comeback on you, but don't think I don't have it! It's time will come.
I'm under cover Buffy: Not under much
"Something weird is going on". Isn't that our school motto?
I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on that one Angel: Could you not call me that?
Hey, why don't we ground our enemy's bones into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but gosh we did that last night.
A visit from the pointy tooth fairy
GILES QUOTES:
Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty, it raises the dead!
Well if it's for me to scrub in those hard to reach places, I'd like to request you kill me now.
I don't give a rat's ass...
SPIKE AND DRUCILLA QUOTES:
I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth
Dru: I can see the stars. Spike: No you can't, honey, thats the ceiling Dru: I can see them, but I have named them all the same thing and there's a terrible confusion.
I gave her everything....beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses....with beautiful girls in them....
Someone wasn't worthy
It's a big rock! I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big!
JOYCE SUMMERS QUOTES:
I think what my daughter is trying to say is Nah nah nah nah nah!
Willow's a witch? Huh? Xander's a witch too?
Admit it. Some days don't you just want to say, to hell with the diet?
WILLOW QUOTES:
What's his number again. Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HOE
It wasn't me...I mean well...Buffy had three!
Yeah, she's having fun! I bought her one of those little wheel thingies and...
Buffy: So she had the selective memory thing? Willow: Yeah, only she remembered the part about me dating a musician. Oz is coming for dinner next week.
Xander, what's wrong? Did Cordelia win another round in the closet
CORDELIA QUOTES:
Buffy, I love the hair! It just screams 'street urchin'
Is this some sort of werewolf relapse? That's really disturbing!
You're the Zeppo...look it up
I could dress like you Xander, but, gosh, my father has a job.
FAITH QUOTES
You've never done it with Xander?
You know what, you're right! I don't know what's down there, why, there could be dozens of them, so if you don't come after me *shrug* I could die!
That was great, I gotta shower.
OTHER PEOPLE'S QUOTES
Snyder: Wow, Summers, you drive like a spazz
FAVE QUOTE:
Mayor: Do you like "Family Circus"?
Mr. Trick: I like "Marmeduke".
Alan: I like "Cathy".