Interview with Spike  and Drucilla

I got this from Buffy, the Vampire Slaying Goddess. Check it out!

 

Entertainment Weekly (EW): Who were you in previous lives?

Drucilla (DRU): I was a lady. I had servants and ribbons and all sorts of wonderful friends. Later on I ate them all.

Spike: I was human. That's embarrassing enough!

EW:How old are you?

DRU: I'm 6 years old today. Daddy is bringing me sweetmeats from the shop because he loves me, and I will have a new doll.

Spike: Dru,I think she means now, love. (To EW) She gets distracted- Dru's secretive about her age- I gotta be 150 by now.

EW: How did you meet?

DRU: I made my little Spike...didn't I love?

Spike: She did. Pulled my right off the street. I knew then I'd love her till I died- which I did about three minutes later

EW: What skills do you bring to your profession?

Spike: I'm pretty good at gouging. Eyes mostly. You don't see many good gougers-it's pretty much a lost art.

EW: Do you like movies? If so, what genre do you favor?

Spike: I like the real horrifying, can't-look-it's-too awful kind. Like in On Golden Pond, Katharine Hepburn saying, "You're my knight in shining armour." I had to hide behind my seat!

EW: Spike, you have a rather punk fashion sense. Where do you get your clothes?

Spike: I where what I find. Robbing victims means never having to do laundry!

DRU: I hear whispers in my ear and dream that I'll bathe in the moon.

Spike: That's nice Dru. Try to stay with us.

EW: Spike, you've made some disparaging remarks about Anne Rice. Did you read Interview With A Vampire?

Spike: Didn't read it, but we liked the flick. Tommy Cruise as a vampire? He was a lot better than Gary I-have-crossed-the- oceans-of-time-to-be-with-you Oldman. Now that flick was a wash. There's none of us vampires that poncey!

EW: What music do you prefer? Are you a big Portishead fan?

Spike: Portishead? They are so depressing. Come on people! Live a little. I like Butthole Surfers, anything where they use chainsaws as an instrument!

EW: What's up with Dru's doll collection

DRU: I've always had my dollies. They're my friends and I punish them

EW: Do you collect anything Spike?

Spike: Well this may sound corny, but I collect memories. A long, interesting life of memories is better than any possession. Like the time me and Dru were slaughtering this orphanage...

EW: And that's all the time we have!

The End!  Better than a faerie tale!

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